I went for my very first gynaecologist appointment yesterday. I received a letter from the health centre a few weeks ago stating that an appointment has been made on my behalf to go see the gynaecologist (at least that's what I had thought) to get some tests done at the health centre in town.
Since the letter was in Swedish, husband dear had to translate and having the amazing ability to translate everything Swedish as concisely and clearly as is Mathias-ly possible, I do usually get the message but it's probably 3hours later.
Ok fine, I exaggerate. It's only 2 hours, but you get the idea.
Anyway, all I knew entering the health centre was that I was gonna see the doctor, get some test done that's supposed to have been done to most women living in the area to keep track of changes. I have no idea what the tests are, what changes they are talking about and why the need to keep track of it but I went anyway cos isn't it usually good to get tests done? At least then I know...of what I'm not sure but I'm certain I gain some sort of knowledge about my body that I didn't before. And that's always a good thing.
Of cos seeing that it's my first time, I am understandably unsure and downright nervous. Mathias was nice enough to come with me and showed the acceptable level of compassion and understanding. We didn't know whether he should come along into the examination room or not but if the lady doctor (I made sure of that) didn't speak much English I would need help translating and vice versa.
We went into the tiny waiting room and I couldn't sit still (nervouslah). A few minutes later, a lady came in and introduced herself as Monika and said she will be doing the test for me. Ok, so this lady looks nice enough but since she spoke only Swedish thus far, I still didn't know if I wanted Mathias in there with us or not. So I decided to just go with the flow and told him to follow.
We entered the room and to me it looks like a torture chamber. It was a small room with a desk against one wall, a tiny frosted window in a corner, a small gurney in another corner and another gurney looking thing (tho not flat) with big STIRRUPS.
Hmm...I knew there was gonna be the stirrups thing. I've watched enough TV to know what it looks like but damn that looks intimidating. It was not hidden, not stowed away, no curtains ANYWHERE in the room not even a partition to give anyone any sort of feeling of privacy. I turn to Mathias and say, 'Whatever happens, stay close to the head. Remember..the head!'
What had I gotten myself into??
It was a strange first few minutes as she gave us seats and as all 3 of us sat down, we just sort of looked at each other not knowing what to say.
I must say this about Swedes in general. There is a real tendency, I realise, for Swedes to fall into some sort of pause in the middle of a conversation. It is an awkward pause and what makes it worse is that it is usually uncomfortably long. But it happens..a lot...especially among people who have just met or acquaintances who bump into each other on the street. I guess they just need to collect their thoughts but sometimes I just wish I could tell them, 'For goodness sake, man, pick up the pace! Say something! Does every pause have to be this long?'. Reason I don't say anything first is that this conversation is usually between husband and another Swede and it is in Swedish. How can I just butt in right?...heh heh...
So anyway...pause...I look at Monika...pause...I look at Mathias...still pause..and I begin to wonder if I'm supposed to have done something. Then suddenly Monika starts talking and explaining the procedure and such. And it turns out she speaks perfect English. Not extremely smooth but better than some Singaporeans I know which was fantastic news!
Just as I thought things were moving along smoothly, Monika finishes explaining and falls into another pause.
Damn...
So again I look at her, look at Mathias (who is as bewildered as me, obviously) and back at her. And again it is an unbearably long pause. And just as I was about to give up ever getting back home before dark, she stands up and goes, 'so...shall we start?'
Nervous, I swallowed and stood up, looking around and wondering what I'm supposed to do next. I turn to husband and he looks (still bewildered) at me and I tell him to leave. I swear I could hear him sigh with relief and he cleared out of the room faster than a bunny in heat. I turn back to Monika and she smiles at me, points to a corner and says 'you can take off your pants there.'
I look at the corner and wonder HUH?..There? The corner has some sort of partition that is bolted to the wall and pushed back but it looks old and I don't want to risk breaking it or having to waste time pulling it closed. There is also a chair (for comfort? Ease of stripping?) but nothing else. I don't get a gown, a cloth...nothing to cover myself with once I have my pants off.
My God....may He give me strength to get through this. Aiyai yai...
So there I was...naked from the waist down and pulling my shirt as low as it can go to try and cover myself. Let's just say the next few minutes as I walked to the stirrup table to the point I walked back to my clothes had it's moments of embarassment, great discomfort and strange sensations. It is NOT something I or any women in the world look forward to. Ugh...makes me think twice about pregnancy.
But I must say that Monika really helped to ease the whole situation as she tried to distract me by talking about other things as she took the test sample she needed. Turns out she's not a gynaecologist but a midwife. In Sweden, women see midwives and not gynaecologists when it comes to pregnancies, contraceptions and anything that comes up during a normal pregnancy and natural birth. So some women never even ever see a doctor when they have their babies. And to me, that's pretty interesting.
So I will get my test results back in about 2 weeks and according to Monika, this test is done every 3 years for women between the age of 23 to 59. So I guess I will be seeing a midwife in about 3 years or during my first pregnancy...whichever comes first.
I'm not sure which I'm looking forward to the least, to be honest.
Thoughts
10 years ago