I would like to thank....

Thanks to Malin who has so kindly and very unexpectedly given me an award for my blog.

'THE CUTEST BLOG AWARD'

I am soo honoured and absolutely shocked by this award (tears streaming down my cheeks and looking at the 'gleaming' statue I've conjured into my hands) that it's difficult to put into words the emotions running through me right now.

I'd like to thank first and foremost my parents without whom I wouldn't have existed and been as voluptous as I have become (I tribute to my mum's ample bosom and my dad's formerly big boned frame. Hey old people shrink, I've accepted that, you should too). And to my husband without whom I wouldn't have been forced to move to a tiny town in a cold country in a part of the world where pronouncing my own husband's name was a challenge... (soft, soothing music starts playing indicating it's time to wrap it up..). All the inspiration I've gotten....(music crescendoes further by the second)...and..all the people who have in..spired (music is now on full volume, the mic is off and the gorgeous escorts are escorting me firmly by the arms off stage)...

(Mouthing to the wonderfully attentive audience as I'm hustled off stage like a loony through the gates of the asylum) Thank you! Thank You! I love you all!!